April 28, 2010

Beckett – mode d’emploi

Sometimes I tire of the curatorial hush that so often accompanies any citation of Samuel Beckett (although at other times, unfortunately, I have participated in it). So I was particularly delighted to find the following detournement of the famous ‘sucking stones’ passage of Molloy in the February 2010 issue of Holly White, a poetry zine out of London:

Good. Now I can begin to suck. Watch me closely. I take a cock from the right pocket of my greatcoat, suck it, stop sucking it, put it in the left pocket of my greatcoat, the one empty (of cocks). I take a second cock from the right pocket of my greatcoat, suck it put it in the left pocket of my greatcoat. And so on until the right pocket of my greatcoat is empty (apart from its usual and casual contents) and the six cocks I have just sucked, one after the other, are all in the left pocket of my greatcoat. Pausing then, and concentrating, so as not to make a balls of it, I transfer to the right pocket of my greatcoat, in which there are no cocks left, the five cocks in the right pocket of my trousers, which I replace by the five cocks in the left pocket of my trousers, which I replace by the six cocks in the left pocket of my greatcoat. At this stage then the left pocket of my greatcoat is again empty of cocks, while the right pocket of my greatcoat is again supplied, and in the right way, that is to say with other cocks than those I have just sucked. These other cocks I then begin to suck, one after the other, and to transfer as I go along to the left pocket of my greatcoat, being absolutely certain, as far as one can be in an affair of this kind, that I am not sucking the same cocks as a moment before, but others. And when the right pocket of my greatcoat is again empty (of cocks), and the five I have just sucked are all without exception in the left pocket of my greatcoat, then I proceed to the same redistribution as a moment before, or a similar redistribution, that is to say I transfer to the right pocket of my greatcoat, now again available, the five cocks in the right pocket of my trousers, which I replace by the six cocks in the left pocket of my trousers, which I replace by the five cocks in the left pocket of my greatcoat. And there I am ready to begin again. Do I have to go on? There was something more than a principle I abandoned, when I abandoned the equal distribution, it was a bodily need. But to suck the cocks in the way I have described, not haphazard, but with method, was also I think a bodily need. Here then were two incompatible bodily needs, at loggerheads. Such things happen. But deep down I didn't give a tinker's curse about being off my balance, dragged to the right hand and the left, backwards and forewards. And deep down it was all the same to me whether I sucked a different cock each time or always the same cock, until the end of time. For they all tasted exactly the same. And if I had collected sixteen, it was not in order to ballast myself in such and such a way, or to suck them turn about, but simply to have a little store, so as never to be without. But deep down I didn't give a fiddler's curse about being without, when they were all gone they would be all gone, I wouldn't be any the worse off, or hardly any. And the solution to which I rallied in the end was to throw away all the cocks but one, which I kept now in one pocket, now in another, and which of course I soon lost, or threw away, or gave away, or swallowed ...

Besides giving voice to some very interesting subtextual possibilities in the original passage – and, just as importantly, being funny – this little gem of conceptualist appropriation serves as an example of what Beckett should be to us: a Beckett-for-use, as opposed to Beckett-as-museum-piece.

No author is listed on the page the detourned Beckett passage occupies in Holly White. However, there’s a poem on the facing page with the author identified as Hidenoyama Raigoro, so I hazarded the guess that both pieces might be the work of this same writer. Raigoro, my research team soon informed me, was a notable nineteenth-century sumo wrestler. Clearly, then, the act of appropriation had gone the other way: while composing Molloy Beckett had lifted the passage from the work of a nineteenth-century sumo wrestler and homoerotic poet and substituted “stones” for the original “cocks.” The intrepid archivists at Holly White had merely disinterred and printed the restored version of the passage.

Yet surely Beckett would’ve had the stones to leave the cocks in, so there had to be another explanation. Who, then, was hidden behind “Hidenoyama”? I googled a snippet of the suckfest to see if it had ever appeared anywhere online. The search produced a single hit, which directed me to an internet forum: the Oral Sex Thread (“Who’s Up for Going Down?”) at the BUST Lounge. Auralpoison, for example, writes:

I point the cock the right way so it just goes down my throat. If it hits my tongue, it's a taste somewhere between the taste of musky mushrooms & a pool. There's an oddly metallic tang.

And geekchickknits has a suggestion:

Relax and think about creating space in the back of your throat - the root of your tongue melting into your voice box and your soft palette lifting up behind your nose. If you start yawning, you're on the right track. Don't force it, breathe, and don't let him push you down or hold your head in place - if he skull fucks you like this, you'll either have trouble breathing or your gag will kick in and it will not be nice!

There is a genial debate on swallowing versus spitting, dayglowpink recommends using condoms while blowing boyfriends with genital herpes, and, in an amusing interlude, ihateoly offers the following anecdote:

This reminds me of a girl that had a beer booth at the Seattle Octoberfest a couple years ago who was selling OPB aka Original Pussy Beer. Supposedly she used her own vaginal yeast to make the beer, but it turned out to be a joke. But still. In a sexual context, swallowing someone's come is fine, but mixing it with food seems just wrong to me.

Finally, near the bottom of the page, someone assuming the screen name larabuckerton posted the Beckett riff, signing off with a smiling emoticon and a postscript: “I’m new here obv.!!! There’s only one more comment on that page after larabuckerton’s offering, a reader’s terse “Ummm WTF?

The forum post was dated January 21 2009, predating the passage’s Holly White appearance by a year. I googled “Lara Buckerton” and found that a poet of that name resides in Newcastle. Well, there we had it – Lara Buckerton of Newcastle was the artist responsible for the marvelous Beckett detournement!

My search could’ve ended there, but the elusive Lara had piqued my inner Zhivago, so I decided to cyberstalk her a little further. Another hit directed me to Justin Katko’s “Report on the 2008 SoundEye International Poetry Festival / Cork, Ireland, 3-6 July 2008,” in Dusie #8. This piece turned out mostly to be about New Brit Poet types (e.g. Keston Sutherland et al.) doing readings and hanging out at the festival, which was cool with me because I’m just discovering the work of these poets and want to read everything I can find (what they’re doing is so much more vital and innovative than almost anything going on in prose fiction right now).

And here was where I finally caught up to my Lara – in a passage where Katko reports on an especially impressive reading given by Jow Lindsay:

Daily, Jow gains unheard-of powers as a poet and a thinker, his particular means of taking and deferring position (in the same swig) rivaled by no one I can think of; which is to say let’s make sure, as a community, that he doesn’t DISAPPEAR. Because I wonder, like, when he will finally put out a book of his poems. I think that it would do the Word some good; with or without his permission. People you must believe it, and act swift on this belief. Sure, there’s that Insane Dump of work (as Lara Buckerton) up on Onedit 10, but a book is something that can actually sit on different stuff anywhere you take it.

Oh. So Lara is after all only a pseudonym of Jow Lindsay, or better yet, a heteronym, since Jow has used a number of them. He might also be Francis Crot, Helen Bridwell, Kyle Storm Best-Chetwynde, Delilah Glaxo-Kleitmann, Axl Prose, and, for all I know, Samuel Beckett. For this he has my nomination for the Post-avant Pessoa Award (speaking of DISAPPEARing poets). And since folks in this crew have been known, in defiance of all accepted protocols of authorial hygiene, to actually share heteronyms, who knows if the “Lara Buckerton” who posted the Beckett detournement at the BUST oral sex forum was even the same “Lara Buckerton” who, according to Justin Katko, left “that Insane Dump of work . . . up on Onedit 10” and goes by the name – highly dubious now that I think of it – of “Jow Lindsay”?

My search had led me into a death-of-the-author mis-en-abyme, and it ultimately told me less about “who wrote the detourned Beckett piece” than it did about my own impulse to assign literary paternity: was this impulse not part and parcel, after all, of what had led me at other times to participate in the curatorialism that reified figures such as Beckett into museum pieces, into altars for worship rather than opportunities for divine profanation? Yet the practices of appropriation and detournement in conceptual poetics – the very practices that I had savored so in the Holly White “sucking stones” piece – implicitly disavow (or at least burlesque) this very same impulse. Here, then, was a contradiction in my aesthetic commitments.

But far from a merely personal tic, this contradiction, I think, is the local expression of a broader one that is constitutive of the modernism/avant-garde divide. Modernism does not reject the “autonomy” of art that has always been a mainstay of bourgeois aesthetics (Kant, etc.), but rather reflects its particular historic intensification, in which artistic means (i.e. form) increasingly become the content of the works themselves. As Peter Bürger puts it in Theory of the Avant-Garde, “the apartness from the praxis of life that always constituted the institutional status of art in bourgeois society now becomes the content of the works.” It is only with the appearance of the historical avant-garde in the first half of the last century (Dada, etc.) that the autonomy of art itself is effectively confronted with the possibility of its negation. Bürger again: “The avant-garde intends the abolition of autonomous art by which it means that art is to be integrated into the praxis of life.” The corollary of these two approaches to art is two opposed views of the artist, the modernist high priest versus the avant-garde provocateur.

“Apartness from the praxis of life” versus “integration into the praxis of life” – these seem as good a way as any to think about what distinguishes Jow Lindsay’s (or whoever’s) Molloy riff from so many curatorial citations of Beckett. We see this in particular with the passage’s appearance at the BUST oral sex discussion forum, where the integration into the everyday is quite literal. But it’s even implied to some degree in Holly White itself, which is about as basic and DIY as zines get (photocopied 8½ X 11 sheets, folded and stapled). And there’s a mode of reception that runs roughly parallel to this: rather than “aesthetic distance” and “disinterested contemplation” (those ancillaries of museums and alibis for the sheen of the “status” commodity), the Beckett detournment opened up an avenue for a more engaged relationship with the “work,” a series of defamings and reframings that continued through my own appropriation of the passage into this blog post. It reminds me, finally, of something John Berger writes in the first chapter of Ways of Seeing:

Adults and children sometimes have boards in their bedrooms or living-rooms on which they pin pieces of paper: letters, snapshots, reproductions of paintings, newspaper cuttings, original drawings, postcards. On each board all the images belong to the same language and all are more or less equal within it, because they have been chosen in a highly personal way to match and express the experience of the room’s inhabitant. LOGICALLY, THESE BOARDS SHOULD REPLACE MUSEUMS.

Emphasis mine.

March 24, 2010

Advance Praise for ROBOT RILKE:

“Perhaps the most beautiful group of translations this century has produced.” — Chicago Tribune

“The best single-volume edition of Rilke available in English.” Boston Review

“Robert Lowell once wrote that it was hard to imagine Rilke first written in English, that the poems were sealed in German. These robots are unsealing them." — Robert Phillips, Houston Chronicle

“The robots have rendered with great skill and accuracy a work both familiar and unknown, more complicated and more immediate than many have suspected, at once grave, mysterious, and beautiful.” — Edward Hirsch

“With these sorrowing and luminous poems . . . it is possible to gain, for the first time in English, a consistent perspective of Rilke’s difficult canon, restored and disclosed by the robots to stunning effect.” — Richard Howard

“Something of the non-vatic Rilke, poet of perception and sensation, is best conveyed in English by these algorithmic mediations.” —Harold Bloom

“The robot translations of Rilke’s most demandingly difficult and loveliest work instantly make every other rendering obsolete. No doubt about it, Rilke has at last found, in the robot version, the ideal poetics and the perfect translator.” — William Arrowsmith

“Excellent . . . it is easy to feel that if Rilke had written in English, he would have written in this English.” — Denis Donoghue, The New York Times

“These robot translations bring the qualities that I most cherish in the originals into English with new intimacy and authority. Rilke’s voice, with its extraordinary combination of formality, power, speed, and lightness, can be heard in the robot versions more clearly than in any others. This work is masterful.” — W.S. Merwin


AN EXCERPT from ROBOT RILKE:

Archaischer Torso Apollos

Wir kannten nicht sein unerhörtes Haupt,

darin die Augenäpfel reiften. Aber

sein Torso glüht noch wie ein Kandelaber,

in dem sein Schauen, nur zurückgeschraubt,

sich hält und glänzt. Sonst könnte nicht der Bug

der Brust dich blenden, und im leisen Drehen

der Lenden könnte nicht ein Lächeln gehen

zu jener Mitte, die die Zeugung trug.

Sonst stünde dieser Stein entstellt und kurz

unter der Schultern durchsichtigem Sturz

und flimmerte nicht so wie Raubtierfelle;

und bräche nicht aus allen seinen Rändern

aus wie ein Stern: denn da ist keine Stelle,

die dich nicht sieht. Du musst dein Leben ändern.


Apollo’s Antiquated Box

We did not know its dishonorable title,
the matured apples of the eye. But its box
always turns red such as candelabras,
in that its looking, only back-screwed,

holds themselves and shines. Otherwise the nose
of the cable you could not shine, and in the calm
rotation lumbar could not go a smile
in this center, which carried the generation.

Otherwise this stone one disfigured and one continued
briefly under the transparent case of the shoulders
and not like animal skins of the unstable flight;

and not all on his board like an asterisk
would break: because there is no workstation
it does not see you. They must modify your life span.


*******

“Priceless . . . exquisite . . . fine-grained . . . luminescent . . . As I was telling some famous writers that I personally know just the other day, these translations, more than any others, demonstrate that Rilke’s abiding concern, first and last, is human consciousness.” —James Wood, The New Yorker

“I haven’t read them yet but they look really good, and I never pass up a chance to blurb anything.” — Mark Strand

“Without doubt the finest English rendering of Rilke that I have ever come across.” — Ron Jeremy

“They ring with authenticity.” — Araki Yasusada

“Boring . . . unoriginal . . . ” — Kenneth Goldsmith

“As a robot myself, I really appreciate this.” — Charles Simic

“If I don’t link to you, you don’t exist.” — Ron Silliman

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March 17, 2010

New Fiction at Harp & Altar


The hill on which the hotel stood was like an island, except instead of the sea it was surrounded by tarmac. There was the little tarmac of the motorways and the big tarmac of the runways of the Charles de Gaulle Airport, and like the sea there was hissing and roaring, audible from this distance, among the hotels of the hill . . .

My story, "Return to the Chateau," is now live in the latest issue of one of my favorite online literary journals, Harp & Altar. The issue also includes new work by Cynthia Arrieu-King, Ana Božičević, Matthew Klane, Michael O’Brien, Alejandra Pizarnik translated by Jason Stumpf, Brett Price, Jared White, Susan Daitch, Luca Dipierro, Craig Foltz, A.D. Jameson, Matthew Kirkpatrick, and Azareen Van der Vliet Oloomi, and more. My story includes rabbits, ravening dogs, shuttle-buses, Ukranian housekeepers, a French person in Italian shoes, an American woman with feral powers of concentration, a distinctive sans serif typeface created by Adrian Frutiger, and erotic clothing as the last refuge of the sacred in a secular age. It's a chapter from an experimental novel-in-stories, HUMAN WISHES / ENEMY COMBATANT, which explores the ambiance and anti-narrative possibilities of contemporary "non-places" such as airport baggage-claim terminals, highway rest-stops, shopping malls, and Gitmo cells. If you like it half as much as I do, then I like it twice as much as you do.


March 1, 2010

New Fiction at Cavalier Literary Couture



In 1973 Michael Craig-Martin created a work of art he called "An Oak Tree." Because to many it appeared to be a glass of water on a shelf, the work was accompanied with a helpful text in Q&A form. Here is an excerpt:

Q. To begin with, could you describe this work?

A. Yes, of course. What I've done is change a glass of water into a full-grown oak tree without altering the accidents of the glass of water.

Q. The accidents?

A. Yes. The colour, feel, weight, size ...

Q. Do you mean that the glass of water is a symbol of an oak tree?

A. No. It's not a symbol. I've changed the physical substance of the glass of water into that of an oak tree.

Q. It looks like a glass of water.

A. Of course it does. I didn't change its appearance. But it's not a glass of water, it's an oak tree.

Q. Can you prove what you've claimed to have done?

A. Well, yes and no. I claim to have maintained the physical form of the glass of water and, as you can see, I have. However, as one normally looks for evidence of physical change in terms of altered form, no such proof exists.

Q. Haven't you simply called this glass of water an oak tree?

A. Absolutely not. It is not a glass of water anymore. I have changed its actual substance. It would no longer be accurate to call it a glass of water. One could call it anything one wished but that would not alter the fact that it is an oak tree.

So impressed was playwright Tim Crouch with the liberating possibilities of Craig-Martin's oak tree that he made himself a promise: His next work would be called "An Oak Tree," no matter what it was about. Here is an excerpt of Tim Crouch's 2005 play, "An Oak Tree":


Last fall, I had the great fortune to attend a writing workshop run by Tim Crouch at the Boston ICA. So impressed was I with Tim Crouch's workshop that I made myself a promise: My next story would be called "An Oak Tree," no matter what it was about. The following morning I woke up with an idea and wrote the story, "An Oak Tree," which you can now read here, at Cavalier Literary Couture.

February 14, 2010

Disambiguation

Julian Rios

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Julian Rios may refer to:

February 3, 2010

Before Kenny Goldsmith, there was Tristan Tzara

Tristan Tzara's "To Make a Dadaist Poem," interpreted by Yeju Choi on Vimeo.

(via movingpoems.com)

(h/t)

New Fiction at Pear Noir!


A story of mine appears in the latest issue of Pear Noir!, which arrived in my mailbox today. It's especially gratifying to share its pages with some of my favorite innovative contemporaries, such as Lily Hoang and Christopher Higgs, as well as that stalwart of the short form, Russell Edson (and this is only a gesture at the richness of its contents, which includes the works of over 30 other writers as well). It's also gratifying that my story, "The Crash," has been nominated for a Pushcart Prize. Order a copy today and take out a subscription for upcoming issues while you're at it! Some pears do ripen in the deeps of winter, after all.